Chapter One- Call me...

Call me Elle. Elle is the name and it will always be the same. My parents didn't really give a damn to make my actual name longer because they felt it would be a lot easier to just give me a two syllable, 4 letter name. Boring? Think again. Not only does it really have just two letters, but it is also a palindrome. E l l e spelled backwards is just Elle right?
Listen here, 200 years from now, nothing from my life is going to even matter. I am going to be far dead and my spirit will just be flying around the earth. What will be left? Who knows because since no one I know will be alive, i guess i will never know. Since that nonsense about the future is basically a bunch of bologna, I am going to tell you about my life.
(start of next chapter)